Walking meditation

I’ve been walking more and more. I go into town and come back with some groceries. Saves car trips and gets me out and about. Great stuff.

Take today. The car is has been in the shop for 2 days. Don’t ask! We have company tonight and needed some supplies and a desert. In the past, I’d bike around to get the chores done but today, I decided to walk. First, Jo and I walked to the diner for breakfast and after eggs and French Toast, I continued into town to get the supplies. I ended up walking about 8 miles (the last 4 while carrying about 7 lbs in groceries in my backpack). Later, the car should be ready and that’s another 2 miles to go pick it up.

Walking is a slow thing. It really slows life down because you are not traveling at speed and don’t have to make split-second decisions. You have time to think. There is meditative quality to it…if you walk alone. It’s good.

Life is too rushed. Everybody is killing themselves trying to be more efficient. We are not machines.

The human body is an amazing thing! I don’t believe in intelligent design but if I had to defend that point of view, my own body would be the first piece of evidence I’d use to make the case. We are ruining our inheritence sitting in front of computers and inside cars. For what? To be efficient? To hell with efficiency, I say. Go for a walk and take your time about it. Turn off the cell phone while you’re at it.

Here’s something to read.

Techno-gadget (cell phone) review

I got this Motofone F3 from Amazon.com for $40 delivered to my door (including free 2nd day shipping for trying out their prime plan). Here is the review:

-•- The most basic of features. If you want features, you will be very disappointed.

-•- Very slim and light. Me likes because it does not bulge out of my shirt pocket.

-•- Interface is wonky but I don’t know if that is good or bad. They sort of break the rules but maybe I’ll like it once I get used to it.

-•- Texting sucks on this phone. The retro letters the screen uses make it kinda hard to read and you have scroll in a weird way to see everything.

-•- Reception is excellent. Seems about as good as the land line and that’s pretty damn good.

-•- Battery life should be excellent but I’ve only had it a few days so I don’t know. So far, the battery indicator has not budged.

-•- Screen is highly readable in any light and I understand that it consumes zero power.

-•- I got the phone to talk in English to me. Hooray!!! (The first one I got would only habla Espanõl.)

Summary: It’s good for an old uncle-type (just wants to make and receive calls and thinks $40 is the upper the range of what basic cell phone should cost). Hey, THAT’S ME!!!

This one brought me out of retirement

I’m beginning to think that this guy is not simply tone deaf but rather sticking it to us and seeing how more we’ll take. It’s ironic that the Viet Cong could not make him capitulate but the Bushies and Wall Streeters could. It makes me think they have serious dirt on him. Client #10, perhaps?

Sufferin’ from technology-related burned out

I’m taking a break. See ’ya later.

People don’t get art

I’ve never been a big fan of movies because:

  1. I always thought there were better things to do than sit through a whole movie.
  2. Most movies I watched were nothing but pure crap—although sometimes quite amusing crap.

Well, that has changed as of late. We’ve been picking up our movies at the local library for free (yes, I know about netflix). In CT, many libraries are on what is called the Lion System. This means that you can pick up a book, movie, etc, from any participating library in the state and return it to your local library. Whenever we are in another town, we stop in to see the selection and pick up a few VHS tapes or DVDs. The due date is usually 1-3 weeks later and you can renew them over the phone.

Librarians are nice people. They must all be socialists because they treat you like a #1 customer even though your wallet never leaves your pocket. I’ve never been a bookworm or spent much time at the public library, but I am starting to believe it’s one of the most important institutions we have. Also, you can tell a lot about a town by visiting its library.

But I digress. This a about movies, and more particularly, about Will H. Hays. You see, I came to like so many movies from the early talkies. My favorites deal with adult themes, in adult ways, but some are just light-hearted romps. It’s all good. But it struck me that movies seemed to get more prudish and stupid as time went on. It didn’t make sense.

Then, I found out about the Production Code and Mr. Will H. Hays. For the love of all that’s holy, can’t these tight-sphinctered, no-talent ass-clowns leave well-enough alone? I mean, would you watch a movie made by this man?

Will H. Hays (a.k.a. Herr Farbissina)
Will H. Hays (a.k.a. Herr Farbissina)


So instead of Gable and Crawford, we are now blessed with the Ashley twins, Jerry Springer, prostitutes that screwed the governor (and their singing MySpace pages), and of course, nipples at the Super Bowl.

Good job Mr. Hays, wherever you are. You sure showed us how to live the good life.

Mr. Beaudette is at it again!

That man is at it again, folks. Take a look at these pics that Tom Robinette e-mailed me of Bryan’s latest project. OMG!!! Gorgeous! Completely!

It has been dubbed the Blinglespeed. I think more pics are coming. If they do, I will post a full album and link to it from here so check back if you’re interested.






And, the most astute political analyst is…

Larry David.

A few weeks ago, I started to feel sorry for her. Oh Christ, let her win already…Who cares…It’s not worth it. There’s not that much difference between them. She can have it. Anything to avoid watching her descend into madness. So I switched. I started rooting for her. It wasn’t that hard. Compromise comes easy to me. I was on board.

And then I saw the ad.

I watched, transfixed, as she took the 3 a.m. call…and I was afraid…very afraid. Suddenly, I realized the last thing this country needs is that woman anywhere near a phone. I don’t care if it’s 3 a.m. or 10 p.m. or any other time. I don’t want her talking to Putin, I don’t want her talking to Kim Jong Il, I don’t want her talking to my nephew. She needs a long rest. She needs to put on a sarong and some sun block and get away from things for a while, a nice beach somewhere — somewhere far away, where there are…no phones.

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Feed craziness

My friend Alan tells me that the RSS feeds from my site are going a bit bonkers. This is no doubt due to the fact that I have been re-saving old posts when I add tags and such. I am just about done so if you are having the same issue, the craziness should end today. Sorry for any inconveniences but technology sometimes bites. ;-)

Have a good weekend all.

WordPress 2.3.3, plus plugins

I finally upgraded from WordPress 2.0.4. The latest version is very stable and nice and I recommend it highly. Before upgrading, I asked my friend if he had any problems with the latest version (he didn’t) but he recommended a nifty pre-flight plugin which checks your theme and plugins for compatibility. Definitely worth running before upgrading. It would be very annoying to find that some must-have plugin stopped working due to the upgrade.

WordPress 2.3.3

Features for the 2.3.x line of WordPress can be found here, so I won’t bother with the details. The tagging features are definitely cool. The program is really maturing nicely. One area that still needs improvement is the visual editor—which is buggy and not ready for prime time. I don’t want to bash it though. I hope more development is done in this area because a really good visual editor that handles all coding behind the scenes would be a great thing indeed! In the meantime, you can still use the “insert code” buttons to get by.

New theme

I loved the old tiny theme but I’ve been pining for a sidebar or two to get “blogging type stuff” on there. Problem is, from the hundreds (thousands?) of themes out there, it’s hard to find one that does not look like drek. Many of the ones that do look good end up requiring a lot of changes to the CSS and PHP files to get them to work the way you want.

That’s why I was absolutely delighted to find blog.txt by Scott Allan Wallick. I’ve wanted to go to an all text (or almost all text) theme and leave the graphics for the actual content. You know…something clean and functional and not all “getting designy on your ass.” Well, I am very happy with this one. Scott’s implementation is as good as I’ve seen—very clean and well-organized. He’s also added a panel that controls certain aspects of the theme (typography, alignment, number of columns, width, etc) without going into the CSS or PHP files. Add to that the widget compatibility, and you barely have to touch any code.

Widgets

One of the things that was on my short list was to switch to widget-friendly theme. I love the widgets concept. If you’ve never used them, they work like this: In a control panel, you drag little icons called widgets onto what represent your sidebars and that adds all sorts of WordPress and third-party features to your blog. No need to go mucking about the PHP files. Sweet!

Plugins

I’ve only looked at a few plugins but I highly recommend the following:

  • Simple Tags is a killer plugin that helps you locate and select tags as you write, manage your tags, mass edit tags, and more. It comes with multiple configuration screens and is ajaxified, so the screens load fast. Highly recommended!
  • WordPress only searches posts. Not good enough for you? Search Everything adds search functionality with little setup—including options to search pages, excerpts, attachments, drafts, comments, tags and custom fields (metadata). Also offers the ability to exclude specific pages and posts. Does not search password-protected content.
  • I think it’s nice for guests to have preview as they write comments. Enter Live Comment Preview. You can see how it works by typing in the comment box.
  • Do you want to write your own excerpts to display in place of what WordPress cobbles together automatically? PJW Page Excerpt is for you. Not using it here but made very good use of it on the business website.
  • I wanted to add an MP3 player to some of my photo galleries. Taragana’s Del.icio.us mp3 Player Plugin makes any mp3 links (in a post, page or any other location) playable directly on your webpage. In addition, your visitors will have the opportunity to easily tag and post the mp3 link to del.icio.us. You can see my implementation here.
  • ShareThis lets your visitors share a post/page with others. Supports e-mail and posting to social bookmarking sites.
  • Of course, there are still the oldies but goodies: myGallery, Akismet, Custom Query String, PXS Mail Form, WordPress Database Backup, and Subscribe to Comments.

That’s it this time around. I don’t generally like to write about technology because it fries my brain, but I am pretty impressed with the WordPress and Open Source community. I have donated to my theme’s author and some of the plugins and will try to donate to more developers throughout the year.

I’m a sceptic, and you should be a sceptic too

I am quickly approaching 50 years of old age. I sometimes ask myself, “You old fool, what have you learned?”

The answer is usually “not much,” but I have picked up a thing or two and here is one I will share with you:

Be a sceptic. Accept nothing at face value.

You might say, “You old fool, you are cynic, not a sceptic.”

I disagree. You see, many malevolent forces are busily at work constantly undermining your humanity in order to get another .0009% return on their investments. Interest is not always paid in dollars or power, but that is usually a good place to start looking for motive.

Let me give you an example. At a family dinner, we got to talking about politics, law, business, etc, and my nephew made the comment that people shouldn’t be allowed to make frivolous lawsuits. Hmmm! That’s in the news, right? Tort reform this and tort reform that. Interesting! What does a 15 year-old care about tort-reform? Why isn’t he talking about girls and baseball instead?

He cited, as an example, the McDonalds coffee scalding case. Now, everybody knows the facts of that case. A crazy old lady spilled coffee on herself and was awarded millions and millions of dollars for her own foolishness. Who wouldn’t be for tort reform after they’ve heard that story?

But I wondered about that story, so I googled “McDonald’s coffee scalds woman case” and read up on it. I read multiple accounts from different sources and there are several fun facts which are not in dispute:

  1. As a matter of policy, McDonald’s sold its coffee at 180 to 190 degrees Fahrenheit. Coffee at that temperature, if spilled, causes third-degree burns (the skin is burned away down to the muscle/fatty-tissue layer) in two to seven seconds.
  2. McDonald’s admitted that it has known about the risk of serious burns from its scalding hot coffee for more than 10 years—the risk was brought to its attention through numerous other claims and suits, to no avail.
  3. McDonald’s admitted that its coffee is “not fit for consumption” when sold because it causes severe scalds if spilled or drunk.
  4. McDonald’s witnesses testified that it did not intend to turn down the heat.
  5. The 79 year-old woman (Stella Liebeck of Albuquerque, New Mexico) was in the passenger seat of her grandson’s car (not driving, as commonly reported) when she was severely burned by McDonald’s coffee in February 1992.
  6. She suffered third-degree burns over 16 percent of her body, necessitating hospitalization for eight days, whirlpool treatment for debridement of her wounds, skin grafting, scarring, and disability for more than two years.
  7. The treating physician testified that her injury was one of the worst scald burns he had ever seen.
  8. The medical bills were $11,000.
  9. She offered to settle the case for $20,000.
  10. McDonalds offered her $800, so the case went to court.
  11. The jury awarded Liebeck $200,000 in compensatory damages. (This amount was reduced to $160,000 because the jury found Liebeck 20 percent at fault in the spill.)
  12. The jury also awarded Liebeck $2.7 million in punitive damages, which equals about two days of McDonald’s coffee sales.
  13. The trial court subsequently reduced the punitive award to $480,000—or three times compensatory damages—even though the judge called McDonald’s conduct reckless, callous and willful. Subsequent to remittitur, the parties entered a post-verdict settlement.
  14. Post-verdict investigation found that the temperature of coffee at the local Albuquerque McDonald’s had dropped to 158 degrees Fahrenheit.

It has been said that people are not controlled by government, laws, or even logic—but by the stories they are told. Who tells you your stories?